So I was just minding my own business today, trying to play some minecraft in my student union when I notice this dude on the couch next to me starts dry-humping the couch.But then I see an arm come out from under him.
I mean, shit got heavy pretty fast, I heard a belt unbuckled, zippers unzipping, and I’m just sitting there like “WTF DO I DO?”
So I decided to be creepy about it. Threw that note at them when I left.
The note picture got messed up because my phone sucks, but I gave them each a dollar.