dietchola:

she fucking changed races i am vomiting 

She’s totally not a little white girl anymore LOL

spaghettidog:

So I was just minding my own business today, trying to play some minecraft in my student union when I notice this dude on the couch next to me starts dry-humping the couch.But then I see an arm come out from under him.

I mean, shit got heavy pretty fast, I heard a belt unbuckled, zippers unzipping, and I’m just sitting there like “WTF DO I DO?”

So I decided to be creepy about it. Threw that note at them when I left.

The note picture got messed up because my phone sucks, but I gave them each a dollar.

altlivsvagenda:

THATS DIFFERENT. 

plumbobs-and-sliders:justkeepsimmin:decorphile:noelyely:jellyjellybeanie:

I’ve got the moves~ like Jagger

queen-of-hearts92:

minatobaby:

ohgloriussun:

justaway-sama:

alluponeachother:

jumping-rabbit:

friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:

mustachioso:

skarosoul:

coolliketimeladyfromowlcity:

moftiss:

conbatty:

dr-eames:

spitefulmachinator:

lizziegoneastray:

candy-wrapped-gunner:

Take a minute or two to read this comic.
It’s touching as well as vaguely accurate. 

…ow.

Holy fuck.

…oh.

this is really sad

oh god

i’m crying. 

omg

and if you listen to this while reading this, you’ll feel even more emotional.

omg.

((…I’mnotcryingthere’sjustsomethinginmyeye))

Oh gosh…

lol i’m actually sobbing um

Crying forever

MY TEARSSS!!

oh….god dammit.

*depression*

metalmusicloser669:

karmaakills:

hahahahahahaha

omg, what? XD

Um. LOL.

I JUST WATCHED THIS.